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Corporation Nothing! Our mission and vision:




Corporation Nothing - Mission Statement:


We will build a unique portfolio of nothing related brands thanks to best in class quality, innovation and value and elevating our image of first worldwide company which does nothing. We will become the destination for all professionals and non-professionals offering the convenience of doing nothing and providing a high touch experience that helps create the heavenly place of doing nothing.

We will expand our presence in every single place in the world and lead the reinvention of classic corporation offering an opportunity to do nothing making it easy and pleasant.

We will be known for our leadership edge, the most friendly company in the world. We will never expect anything from our employees. Except for doing nothing.




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They joined us and are happy:


Tomasz
Chief Training Officer Worldwide

Why joined?

Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.

Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing

Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.

Best regards,
Tomasz


Ɓukasz
Director of Tax Heavens Operation

Why joined?

I want to do more nothing on Tax Heavens


Lukasz
Vice President, Head of Strategy

Why joined?

Because I wanna create big strategies in order to achieve enormous results. And I want to have important position in great company ;)


Wiecho
Chief Inquisitor

Why joined?

actually I don't want to...











































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