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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas30
Nothing hours15
Lost opportunities45
Nice naps35
Late breakfasts17
Hours of laughing42
Minutes in toilet reading54
Drunken beers41
Smoke circles38
Wasted food32


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2021-8-1Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1068
Number of applications per one job offer:29.67

Regions:
Africa1
Americas1
Antarctica1
Asia1
Europe12
Global46

Countries:
Gabon1
HQ45
Poland14
Turkey1
United States1

Divisions:
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Administration3
Classical1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Division of the most important skills1
Engineering1
Finance1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
HQ4
HR1
IT1
Legal2
Operations7
Prophecy1
Research and Development1
Sales1
Sleeping1
Spiritual Development1
Strategy17
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Technical4
Woleu-Ntem1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Radek
General Manager

Why joined?

1. I'm funny (when smoked enough)
2. I like snow (especially Snow White)
3. I love ice drinks (with whiskey mostly)
4. Always wanted to see naked penguins :)
So it looks that this position is especially for me - only ice, snow, wind and penguins to manage... This is what I can handle probably. I'll build very strong position of Corp Nothing on Antarctica based on my personal skills and specific region attributes. I'll build the biggest snowman ever!!!


PaweĊ‚
Vice President, Head of New Business

Why joined?

Doing nothing is more practical than doing something - you can easier verify if you succeeded :-)


Slawomir
Vice President, COO

Why joined?

By joining the exec team of Corporation Nothing I wanted to meet up with the challenge of creating nothing out of of nothing. The ultimate goal for me is to lead Corporation Nothing to become a major player on the Nothing market. Once accomplished I can do nothing for the rest of my life.


Wirginia
Innovation, New Technology Director

Why joined?

I am 28 years old and this is the first job in my life - I think this fact proves that I love doing nothing :)











































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