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Corporation Nothing basic figures:


IndicatorValue
Number of new ideas20
Nothing hours40
Lost opportunities52
Nice naps36
Late breakfasts58
Hours of laughing48
Minutes in toilet reading27
Drunken beers18
Smoke circles53
Wasted food60


See how we are performing so far:

DateStatusValueComment
2023-2-6Number of employees on board:62We completed: 0.0001%
We still need to hire: 999938 people.
Total number of recruitments:38
Number of recruitments waiting for approval:2
Number of applications:1069
Number of applications per one job offer:29.69

Regions:
Africa1
Americas1
Antarctica1
Asia1
Europe12
Global46

Countries:
Gabon1
HQ45
Poland14
Turkey1
United States1

Divisions:
Unknown - some mysterious place10
Administration3
Classical1
Department of acoustic phenomenon1
Division of the most important skills1
Engineering1
Finance1
Gold, Silver and Unique Handmade Jewelry Investment 1
HQ4
HR1
IT1
Legal2
Operations7
Prophecy1
Research and Development1
Sales1
Sleeping1
Spiritual Development1
Strategy17
Tax Heavens\' Operation0
Technical4
Woleu-Ntem1










































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They joined us and are happy:


Maciej
Director of useless reorganizations

Why joined?

Because i like "bigos"


Mag
Sleeping Rights Protection Officer

Why joined?

With over 30 years of experience with sleeping I believe I can perfectly protect our rights to sleep at work without any limitation!


Karolina
General Office Manager

Why joined?

I want to be a part of this project , cause i feel best candidate for General Manager ... Why??

Welll .... Why not? :D

I Think- There coudn't be smartest answear for all of corporations philosophy as i know !!!! :D


Marcin
Director, Head of IT & Security

Why joined?

I am lazy and this seems as a perfect position to further develop this particular skill.
If you have any additional questions please do not hesitate to ask somebody else 'cause I can't be bothered...











































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