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31Global/HQ/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Lukasz, Vice President, Head of R&D


nothing to do nothing to add



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32Global/Antigua and Barbuda/Operations/Overseas Operations, APAC / Physical Presence Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Safak, Director of Overseas Operations, APAC


Key tasks:
- Being one-stop-shop for all dealings in Antigua and Barbuda Islands for Corporation Nothing
- Measuring the temperature of the sand and water biweekly and when he/she feels like reports to Director of Overseas Operations, APAC
- Evaluating the possibility of doing nothing in the region
- Person should be ready and willing to move to another caribbean island for field work when required
- This position requires as much travelling as the candidate likes

Benefits
- One Pina Colada coupon per day
- Unlimited sand and salty water
- Training on local instruments for Calypso music
- Antiguan Language Training



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33Global/HQ/Maintenance/IT/HR Soultions Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Marcin , Director, Head of IT & Security


A perfect Candidate will not hesitate to fire his/hers own grandmother.



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34Global/HQ/IT & Security/Director\'s Support/Personal help Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Marcin , Director, Head of IT & Security


Requirements:
Drink preparation:
- balck coffee
- white coffee
- Earl Grey tea
Fluent in French and Spanish.





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35Global/HQ/Operations// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Slawomir, Vice President, COO


Due to ongoing growth of our operations we are currently looking a suitable candidate for Chief Operating Officer Personal Assistant.

Job Description
This is an outstanding opportunity for the successful candidate to provide Personal Assistance to Chief Operating Officer and their respective teams. Duties and responsibilities will be distributed across Personal & Operational management, Communication & Information and, Office Administration.

The Successful Applicant
In order to be successful within this role, you will be an experienced Personal Assistant with extensive secretarial knowledge. The successful candidate will be looking for the challenge of working within a demanding and high pressure, corporate environment. You will be known for your excellent communication and exemplary presentation. Experience in drafting reports and correspondence is necessary as is your ability multi-task and prioritise. Strong diary management skills are also required. Prior experience in a financial services environment will be looked upon favourably. You must also possess excellent attention to detail, exceptional time management skills and sound computer literacy.

What's On Offer
Work for a well established, top tier worldwide renowned corporation which does absolutely nothing CBD location with spectacular Harbour views
Attractive salary package with exceptional work/life balance



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36Global/HQ/Strategic Procurement/Staff & Procurement/Most Important Decisions Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Marcin , Director, Head of IT & Security


This position is a perfect opportunity for a Candidate who likes to spend his time listening to music and putting unneccessary pressure on others.



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Bo wolę grać w mafię niż parzyć kawę.


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Five years of coaching people in free-thinking, that cause people to quit their jobs and pursue their life dreams, gives more than enough experience to apply for CTO position.

Exact skills:
- identifying all the work-related bullshit, that people feed to themselves
- preparing the mental antidotes to all corporate intoxication
- elaborating the whole "doing-nothing" methodology, that populates itself without actually doing anything
- supervising the team of trainers, who give best example possible by doing nohing

Answering "why I'm the best for the job", it's simple - Just because. And I'll do nothing to proove that further.

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