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21Global/HQ/Strategy/Data collecting/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Lukasz, Vice President, Head of Strategy


We are looking for somebody:
- nice
- charming
- loving numbers (and cats, but not necessarily)
- able to see data and collect them

Responsibilities:
- data collecting and processing
- making our data servers not enough big to store it
- expand

This person will strongly cooperate with Director of Reports Long Enough.



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22Global/HQ/High Risk Financial Operations// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Robert, Vice President & CFO






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23Global/HQ/Drilling Platmorms and Refinery Division// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Robert, Vice President & CFO


We search for the young person with more than 50-years experience in the filed of oil platforms management. Our requirements:
- willingness to formal and informal meetings with the Board of Directors and other members of Corporation Nothing
- happy face

Please note that the most important task in your position is NOT TO DISTURB in the daily activities of your employees and collegues! Your are obliged to DO NOTHING!






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24Africa/Jamaica/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Karolina, General Office Manager


We need employer for showing our best best best ever solutions on Jamaica.

Someone :

Open-minded, creative, crazy-lazy, funny hunny :)
Maybe .... we need YOU ....



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25Europe/Poland/Technical// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Marcin, Vice President, Head of Engineering



1. You are a young woman?
2. Do you want by my General Assistant?

If you answered \"yes\" of all above question, click \"post the job\" please!
I need you... :-)



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26Europe/Poland/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Marcin, Vice President, Head of Engineering


You must be a young woman.


Required:
- you must know, where are a cups, coffee, sugar and water
- you must know, how connect above elements





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27Europe/Poland/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Marcin, Vice President, Head of Engineering


You must be a woman.


Required:
- you must know, where are a cups, coffee, sugar and water
- you must know, how connect above elements







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28Europe/Poland/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Marta, Senior Project Manager


CorporationNothing is looking for funny person who can manage the Office.



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29Europe/Poland/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Marta, Senior Project Manager


CorporationNothing is looking for fuuny person who like...Compello!



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30Europe/Poland/// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Marta, Senior Project Manager


CorporationNothing is looking for funny person who can making a photo.



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