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11Global/HQ/Intel OpCenter/Food and Drugs /Testers Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Joanna, Director of Reports Enough Long and Complicated


Job requirements

Essential:

- excellent skills in describing smell, taste and look of food
- good appetite

Advantageous:

- ability to tell "Cote de Rhones" wine from West Cap wines after first sip

Languages:

- english



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12Europe/France/Intel OpCenter/Fashion Trends /French Fashion Team Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Joanna, Director of Reports Enough Long and Complicated


Job requirements:

Essential:

- Good sights, no glasses allowed
- No Dalton disease accepted ( sorry )
- Proven Skills in Photography

Advantageus:
- Being a Rainbow Warrior member
- ability to tell "seledine" from "leaf green"

Languages:
- fluent english and french



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13Antarctica/Afghanistan/Intel OpCenter/Counter-terrorism Team/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Joanna, Director of Reports Enough Long and Complicated


Job requirements:

Essential:

- high manual skills in operating remotely UAV ( Unmanned Aerial Vehicle ) DRON over the enemy's territory.
Minimum 10 years of playing PS2 / PS3 required.

Advantageus:

- ability to use any wordprocessing software.

Languages:

- fluent english, pashtun and arabic






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14Europe/Poland/Technical/Maintanance/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Bartek, Dyrektor Kierowników Działu Technicznego Region Polska Południowa


Poszukujemy kierownika ekipy zajmującej się konserwacją wszelakiego sprzętu mechanicznego.



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15Europe/Poland/Technical/Military/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Bartek, Dyrektor Kierowników Działu Technicznego Region Polska Południowa


Our corporation needs to be militarised really fast. We need someone who can recruit a team of technicians responsible for the task.



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16Global/Poland/Global Supply Management/Purchasing/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: gabriela, Director of conquering other corporates


Job description: buying unnecessary and expensive supplies for employees who apparently don't need them.

Perfect candidate should be able to:
- read and write in any European language
- negotiate the best price
- make shady business on side with the suppliers



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17Global/Poland/Strategy// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Paweł , General Director of Directors


General Director is looking for the assistant..

If you can read this - you are hired!!!






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18Global/Poland/Strategy/Happy employees are cheap employees/Head Directors of Poland Region Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Paweł , General Director of Directors


I want director who can make organization to make General Director happy (and perhaps other employees).

This person must:
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person

if you can do all this - it's your JOB!!!!



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19Europe/Poland/Strategy/Chair Regulations/Head Directors of Poland Region Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Paweł , General Director of Directors


Everybody knows that chair is a basic equipment for every office.

We want someone to manage chairs in Corporation Nothing.

APPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE DIRECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!



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20Europe/Poland/Strategy/Secretary/Head Directors of Poland Region Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Paweł , General Director of Directors


Hello,
i want a secretary.

Needs:
- make a great coffee
- can buy a cake
- good looking
- can operate coffee machine
- be a woman

Responsibilities:
- make a coffee for boss
- bring cake for boss
- smiling
- distracting conference attendants


We looking exactly for YOU!!!!



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Radek
General Manager

Why joined?

1. I'm funny (when smoked enough)
2. I like snow (especially Snow White)
3. I love ice drinks (with whiskey mostly)
4. Always wanted to see naked penguins :)
So it looks that this position is especially for me - only ice, snow, wind and penguins to manage... This is what I can handle probably. I'll build very strong position of Corp Nothing on Antarctica based on my personal skills and specific region attributes. I'll build the biggest snowman ever!!!


Milosz
President's Plenipotentiary

Why joined?

I wanna join because this is great idea and I'd love to be an assistant who does nothing!


gabriela
Director of conquering other corporates

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Because I Want To Do More Nothing


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Sleeping Rights Protection Officer

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With over 30 years of experience with sleeping I believe I can perfectly protect our rights to sleep at work without any limitation!











































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