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11Global/HQ/Intel OpCenter/Food and Drugs /Testers Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Joanna, Director of Reports Enough Long and Complicated


Job requirements

Essential:

- excellent skills in describing smell, taste and look of food
- good appetite

Advantageous:

- ability to tell "Cote de Rhones" wine from West Cap wines after first sip

Languages:

- english



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12Europe/France/Intel OpCenter/Fashion Trends /French Fashion Team Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Joanna, Director of Reports Enough Long and Complicated


Job requirements:

Essential:

- Good sights, no glasses allowed
- No Dalton disease accepted ( sorry )
- Proven Skills in Photography

Advantageus:
- Being a Rainbow Warrior member
- ability to tell "seledine" from "leaf green"

Languages:
- fluent english and french



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13Antarctica/Afghanistan/Intel OpCenter/Counter-terrorism Team/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Joanna, Director of Reports Enough Long and Complicated


Job requirements:

Essential:

- high manual skills in operating remotely UAV ( Unmanned Aerial Vehicle ) DRON over the enemy's territory.
Minimum 10 years of playing PS2 / PS3 required.

Advantageus:

- ability to use any wordprocessing software.

Languages:

- fluent english, pashtun and arabic






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14Europe/Poland/Technical/Maintanance/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Bartek, Dyrektor Kierowników Działu Technicznego Region Polska Południowa


Poszukujemy kierownika ekipy zajmującej się konserwacją wszelakiego sprzętu mechanicznego.



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15Europe/Poland/Technical/Military/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Bartek, Dyrektor Kierowników Działu Technicznego Region Polska Południowa


Our corporation needs to be militarised really fast. We need someone who can recruit a team of technicians responsible for the task.



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16Global/Poland/Global Supply Management/Purchasing/ Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: gabriela, Director of conquering other corporates


Job description: buying unnecessary and expensive supplies for employees who apparently don't need them.

Perfect candidate should be able to:
- read and write in any European language
- negotiate the best price
- make shady business on side with the suppliers



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17Global/Poland/Strategy// Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Paweł , General Director of Directors


General Director is looking for the assistant..

If you can read this - you are hired!!!






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18Global/Poland/Strategy/Happy employees are cheap employees/Head Directors of Poland Region Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Paweł , General Director of Directors


I want director who can make organization to make General Director happy (and perhaps other employees).

This person must:
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person
- be a happy person

if you can do all this - it's your JOB!!!!



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19Europe/Poland/Strategy/Chair Regulations/Head Directors of Poland Region Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Paweł , General Director of Directors


Everybody knows that chair is a basic equipment for every office.

We want someone to manage chairs in Corporation Nothing.

APPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE DIRECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!



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20Europe/Poland/Strategy/Secretary/Head Directors of Poland Region Share!Copy and paste direct link below and share this position with your friends!

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This position reports to: Paweł , General Director of Directors


Hello,
i want a secretary.

Needs:
- make a great coffee
- can buy a cake
- good looking
- can operate coffee machine
- be a woman

Responsibilities:
- make a coffee for boss
- bring cake for boss
- smiling
- distracting conference attendants


We looking exactly for YOU!!!!



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